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Нашёл в Рунете и спешу Вас познакомить с очень, на мой взгляд, интересным человеком, который с удивительной любовью и юмором пишет о животных и не только о них. Знакомьтесь- Елена Михалкова. Представляю на Ваш суд один из многих её замечательных рассказов. Прочитав его я с тоской подумал- ну почему его не написал я, был бы такой повод гордиться! Увы, такого стиля мне не дано, но от таких вот рассказов моя любовь к животным, в особенности к кошкам, только крепчает. Читаем?!

Любовь в каждом слове и жесте!

13 декабря 2015 г.

Елена Михалкова    Автор: Елена Михалкова

Кот Матвей приходит в три часа утра, укладывается гигантским мохнатым венком вокруг моей головы, лапой прижимает мой лоб к подушке – ни повернуться, ни дёрнуться – и гудит в моё ухо о том, как он скучал и томился без меня.

Когда-то мы жили в доме, где лифт поднимался с такими утробными звуками, словно пытался переварить пассажира.

Кот Матвей урчит как тот лифт.

Ты уехала, бормочет он, оставила меня одного, как ты могла! я так страдал, и худел, и плакал без тебя целыми днями.

– Что?! – фыркаю я, пытаясь вывернуться из-под его лапищи. – Да ты только и делал, что жрал целыми сутками!
– На нервной почве! – восклицает кот Матвей. – Я должен был заесть привкус одиночества!
– Ты гонял моего пуделя!
– Хотел отвлечься на ерунду!
– Поработил мою мать!
– Затыкал дыры в душе!
– Уничтожил цветы!
– Был неадекватен! – признаёт кот. – Но осознал и искупил. К тому же это твоя вина.
– То есть ты признаёшь, что жрал, спал и глумился над слабыми, – бормочу я, пытаясь ослабить его хватку.

Кот Матвей немедленно исполняет любимый трюк: отращивает ещё шесть лап и всеми ими держится за мою голову.

– Всё от тоски и горя, охвативших меня, – клянется он. – Но теперь я буду хорошим! Лучшим котиком, которого ты когда-либо встречала!

О да, думаю я. Лучшим котиком, который уронил на себя собственный анализ мочи. Лучшим котиком, который уснул в форме из-под холодца. Первым среди лучших, которые застревали в хэллоуинской тыкве.

Кот выгибает шею подобно фламинго и заглядывает мне в лицо зелёными, как весенняя луна, глазами.

— Ладно, чёрт с тобой, – сдаюсь я. – Иди сюда, пиявка моей души, клещ моего сердца.

Сияя как новорожденный ангел, кот утрамбовывается в подушку под моей головой. Но лапой придерживает меня на всякий случай – чтобы не сбежала к своему пуделю.

Утром сквозь сон слышу, как матушка ахает, раздвигая шторы:
– Ты примяла кота!
– И ус мне вырвала в пылу страсти! — негодует Матвей, выдираясь из моих объятий. – Совсем озверела женщина в разлуке со мной.

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