Юмор
Шутки и анекдоты
Для зарядки бодрости и духа
В переполненном одесском трамвае, женщина готовится к выходу, в одной руке у нее авоська, а в другой детский горшок. Она горшком толкает мужчину и говорит:
— Мужчина, Ви таки не сходите?
Тот улыбнулся и ответил:
— Спасибо конечно, но я таки до дома дотерплю...
— Изя, я люблю тебя и всегда буду с тобой!
— Сарочка, ты так не пугай меня.
На свадьбе:
Одесса. Привоз. Колбасный ряд.
— Мужчина! Шо вы ото целый час ходите, пробуете и ничего не берёте?! Вам шо, таки ничего не нравится?
— Нравится!
— Шо, денег нет?!
— Есть!
— Ну так покупайте!
— Зачем?
— Шобы кушать!
— А я шо делаю?
Одесский дворик. Тётя Фая высовывается из окна и кричит на весь двор:
— Ёсик, шо ты делаешь ?
— Мама, я таки катаюсь на гамаке!!
— Да ты шо, слезь сейчас же ! Это же лифчик тёти Цили!!!!
— Фимочка, не ковыряй карандашом в замочной скважине, таки выколешь бабе Симе глазик!..
— Циля, у тебя хоть капля совести есть?
— Тебе шо, таки накапать?
Метки: анекдот, бодрость, дух, зарядка, любовь, Одесса, шутка, юмор
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