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Можно, да и нужно, наверно, посмеяться, только вот смех этот получается каким-то грустным и злым. Скоро и податься некуда будет бедному обывателю.

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Весь вечер шёл снег и Я ...

шутите     Автор: DEADMANRU

Весь вечер шёл снег. И я...

карикатура Михаил Шугай

8:00 Я слепил снеговика.
8:10 Пришла феминистка и спросила меня, почему я не слепил снежную бабу.
8:15 Я слепил снежную бабу.
8:17 Другой мой сосед пожаловался на фигуристую грудь снежной бабы, заявив, что он теперь видит снежных женщин всюду.
8:20 Пара геев, живущих поблизости, устроила истерику и визжала, что это должны быть два снеговика-мужчины.
8:22 Трансгендер спросил, почему я не просто сделал одного снежного человека со съемными частями.
8:25 Вегетарианцы в конце улицы жаловались на нос моего снеговика, так как овощи — это еда и не предназначены для того, чтобы украшать снежные фигуры.
8:28 Негры меня называют расистом, потому что пара снеговиков — белая.
8:31 Мусульманский джентльмен через дорогу требует, чтобы снежная женщина носила паранджу.
8:40 Полиция пришла сказать, что кто-то был оскорблен и пожаловался на меня.
8:42 Феминистка вновь пожаловалась на то, что метлу снежной бабы необходимо убрать, поскольку она изображает женщин в качестве домашней прислуги.
8:43 Прибыл сотрудник Совета по вопросам равноправия и угрожал мне выселением.
8:45 Меня показывают в телевизионных новостях по Би-Би-Си и спрашивают, знаю ли я разницу между снеговиком и снежной бабой? Я отвечаю: «снежки» (snowballs). Меня называют чёртовым сексистом.
9:00 Я фигурирую во всех выпусках новостей, как подозреваемый террорист, расист, гомофоб, преступник, и меня обвиняют в создании опасностей во время сложной погоды.
9:10 Меня спрашивают, есть ли у меня сообщники... Мои дети изымаются социальными службами.
9:29 По улице идёт факельный марш протестующих, которых я оскорбил, и они требуют, чтобы я был обезглавлен.

Мораль: в этой истории нет морали.

Это просто мир, в котором мы живем сегодня, и будет еще хуже.

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