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 Умные мысли

Умные мысли

Юмор для зарядки бодрости и духа

Огромным сокровищем было бы сохранение хороших и красивых человеческих мыслей.    Ж. Делиль

Мысли Великих, Знаменитых, а также не всем известных людей 

 

Вам помочь или не мешать?

В гидрометцентре никогда не ошибаются в прогнозе погоды. Они лишь путают время и место.

Если вам кажется, что я слишком много себе позволяю, возможно, Вы просто слишком во многом себе отказываете.

Если какая-то мысль у Вас в голове не укладывается, то и нечего её туда запихивать.

Если проблему можно решить за деньги, это не проблема, это расходы

Если человек не курит и не пьёт, поневоле задумаешься, уж не сволочь ли он. А.П.Чехов

Из тысячи тех, кто говорит красиво, я выберу того, кто молча делает дела.

Как жаль, что Вы наконец-то уходите!!!

Когда ты будешь ценить то, что у тебя есть, а не жить в поиске идеалов, тогда ты по настоящему станешь счастливым.

Многим уже давно пора в изумрудный город! Кому-то за сердцем, а кому-то за мозгами…

Мужчина не прощает, он забывает, а женщина – она все прощает, но не забывает никогда.

Некоторые люди утверждают, что пробились наверх, хотя на самом деле они просто туда всплыли.

По статистике, 50% несчастных случаев происходит после слов: «Смотри, как я умею!» и 50%- после фразы:  «Не, смотри, как надо!»

Почему нас все называют Евразией? Евразия — это когда больше Европы, чем Азии. А у нас больше Азии, чем Европы. Поэтому мы не Евразия, мы — Азиопа. Михаил Задорнов

Скажи мне , о чём ты думаешь, и я скажу, чем.

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