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Россия- это спецназ

4 июня 2016 г.

     Автор:   Малюта

Я понял. Россия — это спецназ...
И это начинается с самого детства.
Россия- это спецназ

Первые знания по химии использовались для изготовления самодельных взрывных устройств.

Карбид, магний, марганцовка, дымовуха... Вытравливание двоек из дневника перекисью. Ракеты из велосипедного насоса и селитрованной бумаги... Пистолеты из медных трубок и серы со спичек в стиле а-ля Брат-2... Сам сделал штуки три, пока мне уши не оборвали.

Милитаризованные игры на заброшенных стройках. Рогатки — вчерашний день. Духовое ружье из велонасоса и той же медной трубки, которое стреляло шариками от велоподшипника — курицу пробивало насквозь кстати. Тут же — оказание первой помощи при ранении.

Ремонт велосипеда голыми руками в лесу за 10 км от дома. Домой-то хочется.

Месяц без горячей воды — нормуль. А три месяца без неё же, но на даче — кайф.

Две недели в карельских лесах на холоде в дождь и с комарами? Это не экстрим, а кайф и курорт. Классный отпуск. Пайка радиоприемника в том же лесу разогретым на костре гвоздем и аспирином — а че такого? Это ж ВСЕ знают.

Восемь часов в 15-градусный мороз на льду посреди водохранилища — лучшего отдыха в выходные и не надо.

В гости к тёте за 300 км — легко. Это ж РЯДОМ.

Отремонтировать сантехнику-электрику-бытовую технику? Сам, какой нахрен сервис. Вытащить в одиночку мотор из «Жигулей» ? Как нефиг делать. Про рычаги учили в 6-м классе.

Ну и повседневное. Рукопашный бой в метро в час пик, поедание продуктов из боевых отравляющих веществ.

Психологический тренинг в каждом магазине.

А за это мы получаем право смотреть на всех свысока. И посылать нахрен по своему усмотрению. Ибо отлучением от теплого сортира нас не нагнуть. И мордобоем не запугать. Мы можем ВСЁ. И это страшно для забугорных цивилов.

Довольно часто на меня за бугром смотрят примерно так, как я смотрю в Москве на подвыпившего десантника в день ВДВ. Вроде на человека похож, но хрен знает, что у такого на уме...

Многие на дачу? Ну что же, Удачи На Даче...))))

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